450 notes, no one thought of mentioning who is the actor with such beautiful eyes?
Because everyone knows.
Only one man has candy apple green eyes.
the greenest green to ever green
I ship them with Benedicts eyes
And I ship them with these eyes
Green and blue, like the sky touching the grass
as one descends from heaven, to touch the earth
That was beautiful.
And our eyes, green and blue.
Like the sky reaching down to touch the grass,
Like Heaven descending to Earth.
And when they blend,
Like the salty, turquoise ocean,
Lapping the surface,
Thirsting for our love.
But we have to be careful, my dear,
Because in a certain lighting one might mistake our eyes for a dirty brown,
Or a dangerous, sinful black.
Oh no, you did NOT just do this!!!
Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them
I have a deep need for this.
The thing is, he would probably do this.
- If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
- If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
- are powered by electricity
- have multiple flat blades
- spin around really fast
i got so mad then laughed so hard
Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family.
This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask
guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask
fucking Bryan Cranston.
Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression
- me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
- me: lemme show you a trick or two
- middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
- me: this one's called stealing
- me: *runs away with it*
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! There’s a cockroach in your house!
I don’t know what vengeful deity you’ve offended to deserve this fate, but now you have to deal with it!
WHAT WILL YOU DO?